Computer Haiku

Three things are certain:
  Death, taxes, and lost data.
  Guess which has occurred.
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  A file that big?
  It might be very useful.
  But now it is gone.
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  Windows NT crashed.
  I am the Blue Screen of Death.
  No one hears your screams.
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  Errors have occurred.
  We won't tell you where or why.
  Lazy programmers.
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  Seeing my great fault
  Through darkening blue windows
  I begin again
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  The code was willing,
  It considered your request,
  But the chips were weak.
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  Printer not ready.
  Could be a fatal error.
  Have a pen handy?
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  Server's poor response
  Not quick enough for browser.
  Timed out, plum blossom.
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  Chaos reigns within.
  Reflect, repent, and reboot.
  Order shall return.
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  Login incorrect.
  Only perfect spellers may
  enter this system.
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  This site has been moved.
  We'd tell you where, but then we'd
  have to delete you.
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  wind catches lily
  scatt'ring petals to the wind:
  segmentation fault
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  ABORTED effort:
  Close all that you have.
  You ask way too much.
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  First snow, then silence.
  This thousand dollar screen dies
  so beautifully.
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  With searching comes loss
  and the presence of absence:
  "My Novel" not found.
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  The Tao that is seen
  Is not the true Tao, until
  You bring fresh toner.
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  The Web site you seek
  cannot be located but
  endless others exist
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  Stay the patient course
  Of little worth is your ire
  The network is down
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  A crash reduces
  your expensive computer
  to a simple stone.
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  There is a chasm
  of carbon and silicon
  the software can't bridge
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  Yesterday it worked
  Today it is not working
  Windows is like that
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  To have no errors
  Would be life without meaning
  No struggle, no joy
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  You step in the stream,
  but the water has moved on.
  This page is not here.
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  No keyboard present
  Hit F1 to continue
  Zen engineering?
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  Out of memory.
  We wish to hold the whole sky,
  But we never will.
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  Having been erased,
  The document you're seeking
  Must now be retyped.
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  The ten thousand things
  How long do any persist?
  Netscape, too, has gone.
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  Rather than a beep
  Or a rude error message,
  These words: "File not found."